Each Peach Pear Schnapps

This little version of Each Peach Pear Plum is dedicated to all the Mum’s nights out when we all forgot where the off switch was…

This little version of Each Peach Pear Plum is dedicated to all the Mum’s nights out when we all forgot where the off switch was…

Each Peach Pear Schnapps
I spy mishaps

Mishaps on our mum’s night out?
Not this time we all shout!

We’re just out for the one, we echo
I spy crisp prosecco

Crisp prosecco - supersonic!
I spy gin and tonic 

Gin and tonic on the razz
I spy a rich Shiraz

Rich Shiraz, chatting away
I spy Chardonnay

Chardonnay, full of cheer
I spy bottled beer

Bottled beer, ignore the clock
I spy alcopops

Alcopops, dance like Shakira
I spy salt tequilas

Salt tequilas, in my belly
I spy vodka jelly

Vodka jelly, all aglow
I spy limoncello

Limoncello, feeling blue
I spy woo woos

Woo woos, now hunger tips
I spy a bag of chips

Bag of chips, wobble outside
I spy a cab ride

Cab ride, on the deck
I feel completely wrecked

Wrecked, but back on home terrain
I spy the gin again

Small glass will do the trick…
I spy…. EPIC SICK!

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